Leaning pretty heavily in to metaphor here.
I don't really like giving away my own personal meaning to songs because I'd much prefer the listener have ownership of their own meaning and how the song resonates with them. But for the sake of this exercise, I will make an exception and say that this is my attempt at writing, in a funny and loving way, about living with a toddler.
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